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You know your from down south when...
« Thread Started on May 22, 2007, 2:56pm »

You know your from down south when...

Everyone knows everyone and everything they’ve done in the last 10 years.

You know what C.O.A, A.O.D and R.B.C mean.

You will see 10 people u know on an espi. cruise

You know it’s not safe to play on the porties play ground after dark

You see familiar faces on crime stoppers

Invite only means NOTHING

You know going to colonnades with no shoes and ya ex boyfriends cloths is ok

You get respect for having the latest Nikes

You have done some things you really shouldn’t have on fruity lexia

If you can do a back flip off the porties jetty you’re getting laid tonight.

“I can make one phone call and have 50 c**ts here”. (Enough said!)

You pray your car will just make it out of hackham.

Friday night is fight night

Never say yes when someone says got a shmoke bruzzz

People don’t make eye contact after ya say ya from down south

You know no matter how far you go or for how long down south will always be home!

doesnt matter if the party gets broken up u no ul find all your friends at porties carpark.

even tho none of ur friends have ever played baseball they all have a spare bat in there car.

You walk past centrelink and see 4 of ya mates waiting

You see 5 fools in a VL commo who think theyre killing it..

Australia Day means getting paro down Beach Rd starting 11am

You know all the parties have broken up when all yah mates are chillin in junk food corners maccas carpark

You come back to the Noarlunga Train Station after 5 hours and you're suprised that your car is still there

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Re: You know your from down south when...
« Reply #1 on May 23, 2007, 3:18pm »

oh thats a bit harsh!!

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Re: You know your from down south when...
« Reply #2 on May 23, 2007, 4:57pm »

YEAH A BIT ROUGH I RECKON

YOU DIDNT EVEN MENTION THE VIC PUB, YIROS KING, U PULLIT WRECKERS, THE LOUSY SPEED HUMPS ON THE CHRISTIES ESPI, MOANA CARPARK, PANTHERS FOOTY CLUB, GREAT BEACHES, TOP LOOKING WOMEN, ROLLING HILLS, TUFF CARS,ETC ETC YES I AM A SOUTHERNER AND IF I TRAVEL FURTHER NORTH THAN ANZAC DRAGWAY I GET HOMESICK!!! :-/